This morning is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just crazy. I can't wrap my head around it.

This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally unfazed. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Honestly We Can't Think This!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• My mind is blown
• This can't be happening
• Help me out here

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't believe what just happened. I was driving down the street out of nowhere this huge squirrel came out of a tree. It was wearing a gold coin! This is the truth. Then it ran away for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what here I just saw.

Unbelievable! totally shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thetrutth. That story is totally outrageous, I almost think it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely outrageous. I don't believe what we've just heard. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.